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This is a list of funny and sincere sayings that are written specifically for someone turning 70.

Funny 70th birthday quotes. But happy birthday anyhow. But if you really look at the. Subscribe do not take life too seriously.

You will never get out of it alive. Funny 70th birthday jokes 70 year old birthday jokes birthday 70th birthday quotes 60. Writing 70th birthday wishes can be tricky70th birthday is one of the most important milestones in ones lifeit is said that when someone has lived up to the age of seventy it is a real blessing and especially in these days of lifestyles that have shortened our lives.

You cant be 70. Choosing 70th birthday wishes is not as easy as it may look. Having you as a brother has been such a blessing more than anyone knows.

Posted in 70th birthday wishes for male comments off on funny birthday wishes for 75 year old man 70th birthday wishes for brother seventy years has gone by so fast. Turning 70 is a major and for some people an emotionally tricky milestone to reach. This is a perfect example of what to write to someone in a 70th birthday card.

70th birthday quotes sayings i have achieved my seventy years in the usual way by sticking strictly to a scheme of life which would kill anybody elsei will offer here as a sound maxim this. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. A funny card for a whopping 70th birthday.

Funny quotes about 50 years old 2 50th birthday gifts fifty the ultimate f word pins see more. Someone that close to your heart hitting the 70th year of his life wishes him or her best happy 70th birthday wishes choosing 70th birthday wishes is not as easy so we have given here all the best collection of happy seventieth birthday wishes messages. I dont believe it.

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That we cant reach old age by another mans road. Its printed onto a metallic effect card so its pretty and sparkly and is blank inside for you to write your own sarcastic message. 70th birthday quotes funny.

The small asterisked text reads said no one ever followed by happy birthday you old coot. I hear 50 isnt to bad.